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When You're Strange...r.

  • Policeman: You said it yourself it was an odd thing to be doing.
  • Dreamer: I didn't know photography was illegal.
  • Policeman: It's not. But, like I said we got a call about someone ducking behind shopping carts and acting strange. You don't think that's odd behavior?
  • Dreamer: I didn't know being odd was a crime.
  • *Second Policeman Enters*
  • First Policeman: There's my partner, do you want his badge num...
  • Dreamer: Yes, and I am taking his badge number, too.
  • The following conversation occurred yesterday evening outside of a shopping center while my information was being processed and searched for outstanding warrants. To both our surprise, I'm assuming, it came back clean and I entered the store and was able to play with all the fucking toys my little heart desired.
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Oh, that’s why.

Oh, that’s why.

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Why are your shoes so much shinier than mine?

Why are your shoes so much shinier than mine?